Most “healthy” snack bars contain as much sugar as candy bars—often 12-20+ grams, sometimes more. The healthy packaging, the inclusion of oats or nuts, the words “natural” and “protein” obscure what you’re actually eating: a processed, shelf-stable product designed to taste good enough to keep buying. Check your stash. Read the labels. Many emergency “health” bars are candy bars with better marketing.
This companion explores the health halo effect, how to decode sugar on nutrition labels, the “emergency” rationalization, better portable options, and a four-question audit for your stash. (5 min read)
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